'Twas The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and through the house pink
Not a creature was stirring, not even 'N Sync

Chris hung up his stocking by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas would bring him new hair

Lancen was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of Kathy danced in his head

Joey's leopard skin coat and JC's winter cap,
And Justin's new long-john's from the kids section at Gap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Lance sprang from his bed to see what was the matter

Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains and threw up the sash

When at last he realized he'd awoken from his dream
And it wasn't Kathy's shirt he'd been ripping at the seams

When what to his wondering eyes should appear?
But a miniature sleigh with five tiny reindeer

With five awesome drivers, so lively and keen
He knew in moment it was BSB

They were having problems for their reindeer were lame,
So they whistled and shouted and called out by name:

Come Lancen! Come Joey! Come Justin! Come JC!
Come Christ'pher! Come Stupid! Come Dummies! Come Dufus!

The members of 'N Sync were happy to drive
The five greatest people around the whole night

So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With a sleigh full of toys and the best boy-band, they knew

And then in a twinkling, kids heard of the roof
The prancing of each 'N Sync members' hooves

The kids came on out with such cheer on their faces
But were soon scared away by Christopher's braces

Just a wink of the eyes on BSB's heads
Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings, but then heard a jerk

The Backstreet Boys were leaving all the 'N Syncers behind,
They regretted asking them to help beat the time

But alas when 'N Sync all fell asleep
In their stockings, BSB left each a treat:

For Joey- clothes from a store here on Earth
For Lance- a blow doll to use as his first

For Justin- a brand new, snug teddy bear
For Chris- what this?! Normal hair!!

BSB sprang to their sleigh by themselves
For 'N Sync had made it a pure living hell

But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight…
"Merry Christmas to all, and 'N Sync…


GET A LIFE!!!"